"She doesn't have a boyfriend, she has a Sheldon"

I'm chilling at my parents house when Amy Farrah Fowler comes up to me asking me to talk to Sheldon about being her boyfriend.  I think he'd be better off with Penny, but I agree to talk to him.  He's about to go for a bike ride (of the motorcycle variety) and offers to take me with him.  I'm sitting right behind him when he tells me that he can tell when I'm most fertile just by the placement of my hands on his stomach.  WHAT?!  At this point he turns into Jim Parsons and we're just friends going for a bike ride.


Um, yeah.  So, craziness...

Weeping Angels & Bad Celebrities

Craaaaaazy weekend dreams, yall.

Friday: I was at a convention or something and the guest speakers were Scott Grimes, Bob Guiney, & Simon Pegg.  Except they had been replaced by homicidal pod people and were super intent on torturing and killing everyone.  I managed to escape Faux Bob.


Last night: I was hanging out with the boys from Big Bang Theory.  We're driving along some country back-road when I turn around to see a weeping angel.  I turn back to the front to warn the boys.  I turn back around to find it hanging onto the car, with a silly expression.  I manage to keep it in sight (w/out blinking too) til we get back home.  Come to find out, the angel is stoned.  That works for us because it allows us to get away.