So last night's dream was super weird...
I'm at a party with friends when we find a rainbow scarf that's super long. We follow it to find the end when we come upon a dark cave. We figure "hey, the rainbow scarf will still be colorful in the cave, let's go in!". Dumb children... We start walking through a Disney-like queue, complete with Finding Nemo on the walls. All of a sudden an evil witch starts snatching us one by one in the dark. Soon I'm the only one left. Obviously the smart thing to do is leave the cave, so I start feeling my way along the wall back to the outside world. It starts pouring down rain (in a cave?!). It's then that I realize the witch can manipulate our lives, much like the Gamemakers to do the lives of the Tributes in The Hunger Games. I find a copse in the cave wall and bury myself in it till the downpour eases up. Once I escape outside I find I'm trapped in a cage with a staircase mountain. My only hope of escaping unscathed is for Christopher Meloni to scale the stair-mountain (kind of like a jungle gym) without falling back to the ground. If he touches the ground in any way I'll have to endure 3 years of torture. He manages to make it to the top, even though there were a couple of close calls. My reward sends me back to high school band(NOOOOOOO), senior year. I step up to the podium to do my drum major duties (heh, "duty") when the director informs me there's a new DM. "Um, no, I'm the DM. And if you replaced me without having an open audition, then that's a violation of the school honor code and I'll have to report you. So you can reinstate me, or I can have you fired." Yeah, I was reinstated.
Not sure about all that, but hey, CHRISTOPHER MELONI
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