Jeremy Renner Againn?

Yes, again.  I swear to you, I haven't been watching anything with him recently.  The last thing I watched was The Avengers, and that was 3 weeks ago.

I'm at my parents house, only it's been razed and they're in the process of rebuilding.  I think that's a good idea, since the previous house had been built on a slope and you crashed into the wall every time you tried to relax.  I start playing in the dirt when my Mom calls me into the shed.  I walk in and there's a surprise party for me.  Kinda cool, but I'm not into a whole lot of attention on me.  I slip away outside and sit on the swing. Out of nowhere comes my boyfriend, Jeremy Renner.  He sits down next to me and we talk about life and getting married.

Then the stupid alarm goes off.  I just can't catch a break, can I?