Saturday night: I was at some sort of fair when I'm told to get down because there was going to be a nuclear explosion about 50 feet away. So I hide behind a box. Somehow the only damage that's done to me is a headache from the sonic boom. I go to a doctor's office to get a radiation shot. While I'm waiting a guy from high school (Paul) starts messing with me (and not the kind that should ever be done by anyone ever). I leave when no one comes to my rescue. I walk outside, still searching for my husband when he calls my name. No, it's not Michael. It's Tahmoh Penikett! Yum. He picks me up and swings me around. I tell him what happened inside so he goes to beat the crap out of Paul. Nice.
Sunday: I'm working at a summer camp when I notice another counselor has taken an interest in me. After playing with the kids I end up sitting on his lap. It's Jorma from Lonely Island.
Wednesday: I was in England with Michael, Amelia, and Kevin. We rode a weird ride that cost $13 but allowed us to see all of the country. Also, my phone was weird.