Thursday, October 20, 2011

Happy Drowning!

First, I apologize for the lack of dreams.  Second, last night was crazy.

I was at my aunt & uncle's house (both are deceased).  I was having a costume party.  Jewel Staite comes up to me and hands me the pink cupcake dress from the Firefly episode "Shindig."  I'm thinking "sweet, now I have something to wear at the Renaissance Festival!"

My party continues with the arrival of Jay Baruchel.  Instead of partying and having a good time with the rest of us he attempts to molest me.  I kick him out then call the cops when he tries to come back.  I go back to the party to find my aunt, uncle and grandmother all alive and eating pie.  Awesome.

Next I'm at a water park with some friends from high school, Ashley and Brad.  They want to see how long I can hold my breath underwater so Ashley grabs my neck and holds me under.  I try to fight my way back up (I mean, it's only 4 feet of water) but end up passing out.  Ashley pulls me up and Brad puts me on the side of the pool but no one does CPR.  So I die.

Thankfully at that point I wake up.  I hate drowning dreams.