Wow. Last night's dream sequences were craaaaazy.
I'm at home when I hear noises outside. I run to my room and hide under the covers. I hear the noises outside of my window. Freaky since I'm on the 2nd floor. I peek out from the covers where I see an evil clown lurking. I HATE clowns. I'm so insanely scared of them that I've actually passed out from being approached by one. I grow some girl balls and take a pool cue to his evil red eyes and kick him out.
I'm at home again, this time having dinner with Jamie Bamber (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0051397/) . He had had me over for dinner at his place the night before so I'm just returning the gesture. In walks C to announce that her one-night stand resulted in pregnancy. I get super pissed and cry on the couch. Jamie ends up staying the night so I can yell and scream at him. Such a good friend.
I get to school the next day and everyone's upset. I find out that Michael called the cops on Jamie for possession of pedophilic music. I run to the police station to argue that just because a piece was intended for pedophilia, does not mean the owner intends to act. (confusing I know, but it makes sense in my dream) The cops let him go, and he doesn't hold any grudges against Michael. My two boys shake and become buddies.
I have no idea where the clown came from. I started rewatching Battlestar Galactica, so that's how I go Jamie Bamber. As for pedophilia? Your guess is as good as mine.