Comics & tv

Last night: I decide that I want to go to Cleveland to visit my family.  I buy a train ticket b/c it's cheaper than driving.  The drive itself is only 30 minutes but the train will take 3 hours to get there.  But I'm determined.  Once on the train I see that some of my other family is there.  I get to Cleveland and immediately find myself on Letterman with Jason Segel, former roommate Kari, and The Doctor (Matt Smith's Doctor, obviously).  We were all taking turns in the interview chair and on the couch.  Basically playing musical chairs.  Finally it was my turn to sit off to the side, where Andy does his podium place for Conan (yeah, totally combined shows).  The Doctor announces he's going to sit next to me, his daughter.  Whaaaaaaaat?  He holds my hand and tells me to be strong since my uncle just went in to be with my dying aunt.  He asks me how I'm doing and I just say "ok" (not to mention that I'm hyperventilating b/c OMG MATT SMITH IS HOLDING MY HAND). He leans in closer and says he wants to hear what I'm really feeling.  Huh?  Oh yeah, I forgot.  He's the Doctor and can read minds if he really concentrates.  Oh crap, I hope he doesn't get that I'm in love with him and Jason Segel.  Oh God stop thinking about it!  He'll know!  He leans back, smiling that gorgeous smirk of his.  Doesn't say anything, but I'm pretty sure he knows.  He continues to sit there, holding my hand and smiling at me. 


Then the blasted alarm goes off.  AP98WP43O;IRKNFVFP09IJ!!!!!11!!!!11!!

Two weeks ago:  I'm talking to Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner style) when I realize that I'm telekinetic.  The first thing I try is to see if I can mind-force myself into the air.  Yep!  So technically I can fly b/c I can lift myself with my mind.  He takes me to a lookout point b/c he's still on duty (heh) for the Avengers.  On our way back down he kisses me.  I'm completely taken aback.  I ask if that means we're bf/gf now and he says "well, I'd be a horrible person if we weren't."  So romantic.  He puts me in his car and we drive off to Xavier's mansion (yeah, I'm crossing the streams, but it's all in the same universe so shut up!).  I can't believe I'm about to meet Xavier. 


Then I wake up.  Sigh.

Enjoy hotness :)

Sure Sherlock

Yeah.  I know.  It's been forever since I've posted.  I kinda forgot about this, to be honest.  But last night's dreams were so awesome that they just HAD to be written down (typed?).

Dream 1:  I'm at a play or something.  It takes place in an auditorium.  I'm onstage, tied to a chair.  Moriarty comes up and says I'm not dressed for the occasion.  He makes me change into a slinky dress right in front of him.  Sherlock shows up and saves the day.  Unfortunately we didn't ride off into the sunset together.  He's not like that.  Instead, he said "well done" and walked away.


Dream 2:  I'm in the parking lot at work, when I notice screaming from the gutters.  I start to crawl in but Watson stops me.  Apparently Sherlock is already in the process of investigating the noises.  I see him out by the flagpole and decide to follow him.  He knows I'm there, but ignores me.  


That's really all I can remember.  For certain though, Benedict Cumberbatch is hot.

A Lord, a Doctor, and a Comedian

Sorry for lack of posts.  I'm just a bit lazy these days.  I have a few undocumented dreams that I've had in the past couple of weeks.

1: I was visiting family in Louisiana when someone mentioned my cousin, Tater (his real name was Anthony), was coming to visit as well.  Surely that couldn't be the case since he was killed 10 years ago.  But lo and behold, there he was.  He wasn't up to his old self.  Apparently he'd had the car accident but was left bedridden.  I sat by his bedside telling him how much I missed him and that I wanted him to live forever.  He smiled, pulled me to his chest and cradled me, then slipped off to sweet oblivion.


2: Hugh Bonneville as Lord Grantham (from Downton Abbey) was my estranged father and Matt Smith as 11 was my separated husband.  For some reason I had to choose between them which one to kill.  I chose 11.  As we were getting our swords ready (yes, swords), he told me how much he loved me.  Crap.  I reciprocated the feelings but was now super upset because I'm supposed to kill the man I love.  He takes off for a bit then returns with my cousin who is supposed to take his place.  My sword breaks, so I end up killing her with a ping pong paddle.


3: I'm getting off of work and I miss the bus so I have to walk home.  It's creepy and I'm in heels.  I get about a mile from home when a coworker offers me a ride.  He ends up taking me back to work and drops me off there.  Sad and confused, I just decide to stay the night at work.  I go to one of the back offices and instead of finding it empty, Jon Lajoie is there (he's a Canadian comedian and on The League).  He ends up ***EDITED FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT*** all night.  I feel like I'm betraying Michael but then he walks in and says it's ok so I just roll with it.


.......... I don't know what to say about all that.

The Doctor (of course)

Wow, last night's dream was vivid.  And of course it featured The Doctor.  Which is weird because I haven't watched Doctor Who in a while.

I had made plans to meet Amelia at the movies.  We get there about 15 minutes before the show starts and she tells me that she invited a guy friend.  I'm ok with that.  She then calls said friend to ask where he's at.  The whole time they're on the phone she's laughing and giggling.  Almost like flirting....  Anyway, she gets off the phone and says that he's stuck in traffic in Houston and won't be able to make the show so we'll just have to reschedule.  Let me reiterate.  We're at the theater, have our tickets, but b/c he's in Houston we're cancelling?  Oh no.  I go in anyway, one less a friend.  I end up seeing Michael/The Doctor (yes, he's the same person in this dream.  I'm totally ok with that.  Also, Michael's new haircut makes him look like Matt Smith) and sit next to him.  So the movie's progressing and I notice there's a shady figure off to the right.  It's The Master!  Only he's also a Shade.  He locks eyes with The Doctor and has his mind, but only for a second.  The three of us leave the theater to have it out outside.  The Master tries breaking in to several cars with no success.  I finally trap The Master on the ground and make him swear in the ancient language that he won't hurt us, especially The Doctor since they used to be bffs.  He swears that he won't hurt us, but then breaks away to cause havoc worldwide.  He starts brainwashing people; you can tell they've been taken over by their red eyes.  One lady even eats her own granddaughter.  I finally have enough and I take over his mind and defeat him.


See?  Vivid.  And a doozy.

"She doesn't have a boyfriend, she has a Sheldon"

I'm chilling at my parents house when Amy Farrah Fowler comes up to me asking me to talk to Sheldon about being her boyfriend.  I think he'd be better off with Penny, but I agree to talk to him.  He's about to go for a bike ride (of the motorcycle variety) and offers to take me with him.  I'm sitting right behind him when he tells me that he can tell when I'm most fertile just by the placement of my hands on his stomach.  WHAT?!  At this point he turns into Jim Parsons and we're just friends going for a bike ride.


Um, yeah.  So, craziness...

Weeping Angels & Bad Celebrities

Craaaaaazy weekend dreams, yall.

Friday: I was at a convention or something and the guest speakers were Scott Grimes, Bob Guiney, & Simon Pegg.  Except they had been replaced by homicidal pod people and were super intent on torturing and killing everyone.  I managed to escape Faux Bob.


Last night: I was hanging out with the boys from Big Bang Theory.  We're driving along some country back-road when I turn around to see a weeping angel.  I turn back to the front to warn the boys.  I turn back around to find it hanging onto the car, with a silly expression.  I manage to keep it in sight (w/out blinking too) til we get back home.  Come to find out, the angel is stoned.  That works for us because it allows us to get away.

Happy Drowning!

First, I apologize for the lack of dreams.  Second, last night was crazy.

I was at my aunt & uncle's house (both are deceased).  I was having a costume party.  Jewel Staite comes up to me and hands me the pink cupcake dress from the Firefly episode "Shindig."  I'm thinking "sweet, now I have something to wear at the Renaissance Festival!"

My party continues with the arrival of Jay Baruchel.  Instead of partying and having a good time with the rest of us he attempts to molest me.  I kick him out then call the cops when he tries to come back.  I go back to the party to find my aunt, uncle and grandmother all alive and eating pie.  Awesome.


Next I'm at a water park with some friends from high school, Ashley and Brad.  They want to see how long I can hold my breath underwater so Ashley grabs my neck and holds me under.  I try to fight my way back up (I mean, it's only 4 feet of water) but end up passing out.  Ashley pulls me up and Brad puts me on the side of the pool but no one does CPR.  So I die.


Thankfully at that point I wake up.  I hate drowning dreams.