A Lord, a Doctor, and a Comedian

Sorry for lack of posts.  I'm just a bit lazy these days.  I have a few undocumented dreams that I've had in the past couple of weeks.

1: I was visiting family in Louisiana when someone mentioned my cousin, Tater (his real name was Anthony), was coming to visit as well.  Surely that couldn't be the case since he was killed 10 years ago.  But lo and behold, there he was.  He wasn't up to his old self.  Apparently he'd had the car accident but was left bedridden.  I sat by his bedside telling him how much I missed him and that I wanted him to live forever.  He smiled, pulled me to his chest and cradled me, then slipped off to sweet oblivion.


2: Hugh Bonneville as Lord Grantham (from Downton Abbey) was my estranged father and Matt Smith as 11 was my separated husband.  For some reason I had to choose between them which one to kill.  I chose 11.  As we were getting our swords ready (yes, swords), he told me how much he loved me.  Crap.  I reciprocated the feelings but was now super upset because I'm supposed to kill the man I love.  He takes off for a bit then returns with my cousin who is supposed to take his place.  My sword breaks, so I end up killing her with a ping pong paddle.


3: I'm getting off of work and I miss the bus so I have to walk home.  It's creepy and I'm in heels.  I get about a mile from home when a coworker offers me a ride.  He ends up taking me back to work and drops me off there.  Sad and confused, I just decide to stay the night at work.  I go to one of the back offices and instead of finding it empty, Jon Lajoie is there (he's a Canadian comedian and on The League).  He ends up ***EDITED FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT*** all night.  I feel like I'm betraying Michael but then he walks in and says it's ok so I just roll with it.


.......... I don't know what to say about all that.

The Doctor (of course)

Wow, last night's dream was vivid.  And of course it featured The Doctor.  Which is weird because I haven't watched Doctor Who in a while.

I had made plans to meet Amelia at the movies.  We get there about 15 minutes before the show starts and she tells me that she invited a guy friend.  I'm ok with that.  She then calls said friend to ask where he's at.  The whole time they're on the phone she's laughing and giggling.  Almost like flirting....  Anyway, she gets off the phone and says that he's stuck in traffic in Houston and won't be able to make the show so we'll just have to reschedule.  Let me reiterate.  We're at the theater, have our tickets, but b/c he's in Houston we're cancelling?  Oh no.  I go in anyway, one less a friend.  I end up seeing Michael/The Doctor (yes, he's the same person in this dream.  I'm totally ok with that.  Also, Michael's new haircut makes him look like Matt Smith) and sit next to him.  So the movie's progressing and I notice there's a shady figure off to the right.  It's The Master!  Only he's also a Shade.  He locks eyes with The Doctor and has his mind, but only for a second.  The three of us leave the theater to have it out outside.  The Master tries breaking in to several cars with no success.  I finally trap The Master on the ground and make him swear in the ancient language that he won't hurt us, especially The Doctor since they used to be bffs.  He swears that he won't hurt us, but then breaks away to cause havoc worldwide.  He starts brainwashing people; you can tell they've been taken over by their red eyes.  One lady even eats her own granddaughter.  I finally have enough and I take over his mind and defeat him.


See?  Vivid.  And a doozy.

"She doesn't have a boyfriend, she has a Sheldon"

I'm chilling at my parents house when Amy Farrah Fowler comes up to me asking me to talk to Sheldon about being her boyfriend.  I think he'd be better off with Penny, but I agree to talk to him.  He's about to go for a bike ride (of the motorcycle variety) and offers to take me with him.  I'm sitting right behind him when he tells me that he can tell when I'm most fertile just by the placement of my hands on his stomach.  WHAT?!  At this point he turns into Jim Parsons and we're just friends going for a bike ride.


Um, yeah.  So, craziness...

Weeping Angels & Bad Celebrities

Craaaaaazy weekend dreams, yall.

Friday: I was at a convention or something and the guest speakers were Scott Grimes, Bob Guiney, & Simon Pegg.  Except they had been replaced by homicidal pod people and were super intent on torturing and killing everyone.  I managed to escape Faux Bob.


Last night: I was hanging out with the boys from Big Bang Theory.  We're driving along some country back-road when I turn around to see a weeping angel.  I turn back to the front to warn the boys.  I turn back around to find it hanging onto the car, with a silly expression.  I manage to keep it in sight (w/out blinking too) til we get back home.  Come to find out, the angel is stoned.  That works for us because it allows us to get away.

Happy Drowning!

First, I apologize for the lack of dreams.  Second, last night was crazy.

I was at my aunt & uncle's house (both are deceased).  I was having a costume party.  Jewel Staite comes up to me and hands me the pink cupcake dress from the Firefly episode "Shindig."  I'm thinking "sweet, now I have something to wear at the Renaissance Festival!"

My party continues with the arrival of Jay Baruchel.  Instead of partying and having a good time with the rest of us he attempts to molest me.  I kick him out then call the cops when he tries to come back.  I go back to the party to find my aunt, uncle and grandmother all alive and eating pie.  Awesome.


Next I'm at a water park with some friends from high school, Ashley and Brad.  They want to see how long I can hold my breath underwater so Ashley grabs my neck and holds me under.  I try to fight my way back up (I mean, it's only 4 feet of water) but end up passing out.  Ashley pulls me up and Brad puts me on the side of the pool but no one does CPR.  So I die.


Thankfully at that point I wake up.  I hate drowning dreams.

I was Penny from Big Bang Theory and Sheldon was Greg from Dharma and Greg (I don't even know...).  Anyway, I found out I was expecting so that's pretty exciting.  We decide to celebrate by going to Disney.  We get there and it's my sister-in-law's wedding.  I'm confused though, because she's been married almost 2 years, why does she need another huge shindig?

I reeeeeally wish I could remember more.

Fallout on Lonely Island

Saturday night: I was at some sort of fair when I'm told to get down because there was going to be a nuclear explosion about 50 feet away.  So I hide behind a box.  Somehow the only damage that's done to me is a headache from the sonic boom.  I go to a doctor's office to get a radiation shot.  While I'm waiting a guy from high school (Paul) starts messing with me (and not the kind that should ever be done by anyone ever).  I leave when no one comes to my rescue.  I walk outside, still searching for my husband when he calls my name.  No, it's not Michael.  It's Tahmoh Penikett!  Yum.  He picks me up and swings me around.  I tell him what happened inside so he goes to beat the crap out of Paul.  Nice.


Sunday: I'm working at a summer camp when I notice another counselor has taken an interest in me.  After playing with the kids I end up sitting on his lap.  It's Jorma from Lonely Island.


Wednesday: I was in England with Michael, Amelia, and Kevin.  We rode a weird ride that cost $13 but allowed us to see all of the country.  Also, my phone was weird.