I was Penny from Big Bang Theory and Sheldon was Greg from Dharma and Greg (I don't even know...).  Anyway, I found out I was expecting so that's pretty exciting.  We decide to celebrate by going to Disney.  We get there and it's my sister-in-law's wedding.  I'm confused though, because she's been married almost 2 years, why does she need another huge shindig?

I reeeeeally wish I could remember more.

Fallout on Lonely Island

Saturday night: I was at some sort of fair when I'm told to get down because there was going to be a nuclear explosion about 50 feet away.  So I hide behind a box.  Somehow the only damage that's done to me is a headache from the sonic boom.  I go to a doctor's office to get a radiation shot.  While I'm waiting a guy from high school (Paul) starts messing with me (and not the kind that should ever be done by anyone ever).  I leave when no one comes to my rescue.  I walk outside, still searching for my husband when he calls my name.  No, it's not Michael.  It's Tahmoh Penikett!  Yum.  He picks me up and swings me around.  I tell him what happened inside so he goes to beat the crap out of Paul.  Nice.


Sunday: I'm working at a summer camp when I notice another counselor has taken an interest in me.  After playing with the kids I end up sitting on his lap.  It's Jorma from Lonely Island.


Wednesday: I was in England with Michael, Amelia, and Kevin.  We rode a weird ride that cost $13 but allowed us to see all of the country.  Also, my phone was weird.

Doctor Who's your daddy?

Mmm so a marathon of DW makes for yummy dreaming

I'm with Victoria & Jenny getting snacks to take to Melissa's. I remember I need to get a couple of other things so I tell them I'll meet up with them later. I start walking through the mall when I see my boyfriend coming out of the fedora store. It's Matt Smith! I'm dating Matt Smith and he wears a fedora. I'm a lucky girl! We go off horseback riding in the jungle.

And unfortunately that's all I remember. I woke up thnking it was afternoon but it was only 9. Still, YUM!

Care for a Drink?

Wow.  Last night's dreams were a mix of awesome and not so awesome.

I'm at a party, all dressed up, when I notice Martin Starr and Scott Grimes chatting together and having a drink.  I really want to meet SG first, but figure I'll start a bit smaller and talk to MS.  We chat a bit then he agrees to take a picture with me.  After he goes off I finally get the courage to approach SG.  I introduce myself and he asks me to join him for a drink.  "I don't drink.... I mean beer.  I don't drink beer."  Yeah, I'm a class act.  I don't know how it happened but we got on the subject of makeup.  I mentioned that I never wear it and he says "good, because you're beautiful." SQUEEEEEEE!  Of course I blush and mumble a thanks.  Then he agrees to take a picture with me.  What a nice guy!


After my super awesome meeting with those guys I decide to go for a bike ride.  I ride through the woods to a day spa where Michael and my sister-in-law are chilling.  Sarah's doing yoga so I attempt to follow along.  Umm, yeah, that doesn't end well.  I fell. (much like I did last night doing Centergy) Michael then pulls me to the side and says he was told he needed to find a different place to stay since he was raped.  WTF?!  Apparently the spa doesn't like rape victims.  Wow, way to be sensitive guys.  Also, someone attacked my husband??  I will end them.


And then my alarm went off, waking me from what little sleep I'd had.  Sigh.  But hey, SCOTT GRIMES.

Work is invading

So last night I had a dream that was so realistic, I actually thought I was awake.  

It started out I’m coming to work.  I walk in the door but there’s no one at the front desk.  Instead there are about 50 underclassmen all waiting for me to open the Reading Room so they can do research.  I’m trying to navigate my way to the stairs but they keep crowding around me, wanting to know when they can come up.  “Give me 5 minutes, ok?!”  I finally push my way through, drop off my lunch in the basement, then make it upstairs knowing I have about 3 more minutes before they come rushing me.  I go to turn on the lights but nothing happens.  The building is in complete darkness.  Both 207 and 208 doors are wide open.  “Surely Lyndsey wouldn’t have left them open last night…”  I go to close them before calling about the lights when Physical Plant comes out of 208.  “We’re trying to fix the lights.”  “Um… in there?  I don’t think so”  Exhaustedly I figure I’ll just open up all the blinds in the RR and hopefully that will provide enough light for everyone to work by.  My 5 minutes are up and I hear the horde of students coming up the elevator and both staircases.  I sit at the desk waiting, praying no one tramples me.  All 50 students crowd around the desk yelling their requests.  I stand on the desk to announce that I can only handle, at most, 5 people at the desk otherwise I’ll have a breakdown and no one will get their books.  They grudgingly oblige.  I finally manage to make it through all 50 requests so I call for backup while I pull.  Only now I’m all alone in the building.  No one picks up their phone.  And since I don’t have the security camera software anymore, I can’t tell if anyone is at the front desk.

Thankfully at this point my alarm goes off.  GOOD GRIEF

A Few at a Time

Haven't been writing them down even though I've been remembering.  I've forgotten some details of the last few nights, but I'll give you what I've got.

Last night: Jim Parsons and I were hanging out.  We ordered pizza, picked it up, got gas in the car, came back and fell asleep watching tv.


Monday night: Alan Tudyk and I were best friends and we hung out by a campfire.

Saturday night: Alan Tudyk was a serial killer on board the Starship Enterprise.  I had to escape him.


Sorry readers.  I'm just not on it today.  But hey, JIM PARSONS!  ALAN TUDYK!

Harry Potter

Just woke up and still remember my dream so here it is!

I'm on a date with my husband but in the dream he's my ex from high school, aka first love and all that. We're chilling at his place when all of a sudden his older brother walks in, gabbing about the girl he's about to get with. I'm uncomfortable b/c his brother doesn't really like me. I try to leave but Michael/Christian holds me down by the neck & says I'm not going anywhere; I'm his property.

Fast forward to later: I'm opening at work when I notice a lot of strange people inside. Also, my library seems to have grown to 8 stories and is massive. I drop off my lunch in the lounge then make my way to my desk. I ask my coworker what's going on but she's ignoring me; she's chatting up Wil Wheaton! Obviously I can't compete so I start wandering around. I find myself on the 6th floor where Neville Longbottom is running away from Malfoy. I realize I'm a wizard and this is Hogwarts. I cast some defensive spells and we hide. Malfoy and his father find us in the stacks and start to set the place on fire. I use my water charms to extinguish the fires and drown the Malfoys.

Then I woke up cuz I felt something crawling on my back. Turned out to be sweat :/