I'm sitting at home with my two roommates, Josh and Aiden (from Being Human) when Aiden gets a serious craving for blood (being a vampire and all). He gets his private stash of blood donations (from the hospital) and sits down to an evening meal. For some reason I get so thirsty that I too tear open a bag and start drinking the blood. I can't figure out what's wrong with me. Aiden says it's because I'm a vamp. Umm, what?? I decide to leave and gather my thoughts. While I'm out Josh comes up to me and says he's having a tough time when he transforms into a werewolf. I tell him I'll spend the night with him and try to get him through the transformation. The days goes on and it's getting close to moonrise. I take Josh to the basement, but all of our families are there. I try to get them to leave so they don't get hurt/bitten/killed, but no one seems to understand. Finally I put the smackdown on them. And I mean SMACK. DOWN. I use my superhuman strength to throw them out of the house (literally!). After getting them out of the house, Josh's ex-girlfriend shows up to make fun of him. This obviously makes me very angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. I realize my true potential: I'm half vampire, half werewolf (thankfully not hairy, nor do I have fangs). I get really mad at the ex, not realizing that my anger really comes from being in love with Josh. I take her by the arm and throw her over my head and onto the ground, then I just start wailing on her. "You don't mess with the love of my life!" Yeah, I went WWF Smackdown on her. Josh didn't realize he had feelings for me either. We hug, kiss, then go into the basement where I make sure he doesn't kill anyone when he transforms.
Good dream! Now all I need to do is watch the latest episode of Being Human. I missed it Monday :(
Aiden
Josh
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