First off, the bff started a blog! Head over to http://running-in-my-stockings.blogspot.com/ to see Victoria's dreams when you're finished with mine :)
So last night's dream: Umm... I can't remember how it started.... Crap... Oh yeah!
I'm at SHSU with Amelia helping with a track meet when my phone rings. It's not a number I recognize but I answer anyway (yeah, that NEVER happens in real life). It's a guy who says "My girlfriend's grandmother passed away". Me: "Umm ok. I'm very sorry for your/her loss." Him: "But you know my girlfriend. It's Victoria." Me: "Oh! You're Brett? I didn't know Victoria's grandmother had died, I figured she'd call me with that news." Him: "That's why I'm calling. It's on her behalf." Me: "Ok." Silence. Him: *yelling* "WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING TO ME?!" Me: "Dude, calm down. You called me, remember? And it's not like I've ever met you so we don't have much to talk about." Him: *continues screaming stuff that I can't make out* I end up just hanging up on him. Fast forward to Christmas, and I'm hanging out with my cousin James. He's bought a new house and his wife doesn't want me to enter. So I decide to take the storage shed for a drive. And by that I mean, I somehow managed to add wheels to a shed, a motor, and a steering wheel inside to literally drive a shed. And no, I didn't have a driver's side window, I maneuvered that sucker from the dead center.
Then I woke up coughing. Again. I'm surprised I remembered that much...